Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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