I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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