I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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