Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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