HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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