He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
My life is pants optional.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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