I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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