I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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