I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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