She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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