I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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