Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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