your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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