are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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