White coat. Heels.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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