I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
