i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
smell my finger.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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