I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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