it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I love you. Go after that dick
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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