So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Blood and glitter go together right?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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