absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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