I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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