My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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