If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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