You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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