You're so nebulous sometimes
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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