did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
