hell yes lets make some ravioli
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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