I need help removing her.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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