1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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