No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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