batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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