I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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