so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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