Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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