Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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