That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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