Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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