I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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