I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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