hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You did what with his pubic hair?
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