spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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