You work out of a Hotel?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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