You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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