What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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