I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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