she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm passing your future prison.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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