just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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