He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
i think im in europe. pls send help
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Shame is for Republicans.
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