i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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