You're my little dorito
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
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