You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
They should really pass out barf bags in church
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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