What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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