That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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