But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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