i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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