Dual....:-)
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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