You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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