she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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