its not stalking. its research.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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